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stunningpicture:

My Peeps are boys! yells my 8yr old daughter when she get them out of her Easter basket.

stunningpicture:

My Peeps are boys! yells my 8yr old daughter when she get them out of her Easter basket.

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road


bust ya nut and off ya strut

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

disneyfansonly:

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piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

He stares at me. I wait with my hands clutching his arms for stability as he considers his response. 
He frowns at me. “Say it again.”
"Tobias," I say, "I love you.”